The elephant speaks

The world truly has gone mad when brainless self-publicists can puff themselves up to the point where the BBC and half the Liberal Democrats think they are the most insightful political commentator since Creation.

BUT cast that unpleasant and vacuous naked emperor aside and turn instead to our own fluffy Millenium Elephant because this is both the funniest and the most perceptive bit of political writing I have seen in a long while.

I’ve long said that the Tories problem is that their Militant Tendency is the majority of the party.  Now they have another problem - that their master strategists are all snotty nosed FCS types who think they are extremely clever and that politics is a game they can play without really understanding it - Mr Brown’s clunking fist has found them out and left them snivelling in their dorm at the first blow.  The speed with which the balloon has burst is truly astonishing.